Remember the good old days? We made them better. And worse.
MySpace 2.0: Your Friends, Your Top 8, Your MIDI Autoplay. Now with AI!
Reclaim Your Digital IdentityWhy Choose MySpace 2.0? Because You Deserve It. Probably.
Curated Friend Algorithms
Our advanced AI (Artificial Immaturity) carefully selects your Top 8 friends, ensuring maximum social drama and nostalgic confusion.
Nostalgia as a Service
Relive 2005, but on a faster server and with slightly less pixelated glitter. We've optimized your past for the future.
Personalized Background CSS
Unleash your inner graphic design guru! Express your true self with blinking GIFs, tiled backgrounds, and questionable color choices.
What Our Users Are Saying (Probably)
"This platform has truly revolutionized my ability to connect with my past self. I even found a profile from my future self, which was concerning."
"I used to lead an entire resistance, but now I spend my days meticulously arranging my Top 8. The future is glorious chaos!"
"MySpace 2.0 allowed me to finally get a good angle on my selfie. Who knew a low-res webcam could look so... *iconic*?"
Choose Your Digital Destiny
Free Tier
$0/month
- ⭐ Limited Top 8 Slots
- ⭐ Standard MIDI Autoplay
- ⭐ Basic Sparkle GIF Pack
- ⭐ Occasional Ad Surprises
Pro Elite
$9.99/month
- ⭐ Unlimited Top 8 Slots
- ⭐ Custom MIDI Uploads
- ⭐ Premium GIF Library
- ⭐ Mostly Ad-Free Experience
- ⭐ Priority Theme Support
Enterprise
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- ⭐ Dedicated Friend Curator
- ⭐ Neural Interface Profile Layout
- ⭐ Exclusive MySpace 3.0 Access
- ⭐ 24/7 Priority Tom Support
- ⭐ Branded Autoplay MIDI
Frequently Asked (and Rarely Answered) Questions
Legally, yes. Emotionally, that's up to you. He still receives a small commission from every profile view. It's in the EULA.
Probably. But in a charming, nostalgic way. We encourage experimental code. Embrace the chaos, fellow web artisan.
Yes, but now it's called a 'Curated Sonic Journey' with advanced DRM and a mandatory 5-second ad before your favorite Linkin Park track.
You don't. You miss us. And that fleeting feeling of being 15 with questionable tastes in music and profile backgrounds. We're here to bring it back.
Undeniable Scientific Proof (Probably)
97% of users report increased feelings of 'déjà vu' after their first week on MySpace 2.0.
(MySpace Internal Research, 2024, N=3, self-reported)
Studies show MySpace 2.0 usage improves connection to 'the mid-2000s aesthetic' by an astonishing 147%.
(Journal of Digital Archeology, Vol. 12, Issue 3, peer-reviewed by a Tamagotchi)
Our proprietary 'Friend Re-Discovery Algorithm' has a 0.003% chance of reuniting you with an ex-bandmate.
(Global Social Cohesion Institute, 2023, margin of error ± 100%)